Nowra Boys Lyrics

Just thought I'd cut to the chase and give everyone what they truly desire: the lyrics to the Nowra Boys song in their entirety.

*This works better if you actually listen to the song whilst reading the lyrics. Just do a quick YouTube search.*


Intro:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha .

*Bang* *Bang* *Bang* *Bang* *Bang* *Bang*   NB!

Nowra boys. Yeah, we ain't backin' down. We ain't backin' down fo' no-one.

Not even GS. Jay Moon. LK. Young Jayden.

Yeah, get ready to throw it up. Coz Nowra Boys in the house.

Yeah. We ain't backin' down for no shitty GS.

Fuck you.

Chorus:

2541, Nowra. 2541, Nowra Boys. 2541, Shoalhaven. 2541, remix.

2541, Nowra. 2541, Nowra Boys. 2541, Shoalhaven. 2541, brudda brudda! 

Verse 1:

Whoa!

The GS you think you're the best, but you're not.

The Nowra Boys aren't impressed. Matter of fact, we are the best.

You mess with me, you mess with the lot of us. 

Kick you in the teeth, kick you right off the bus.

Talk to me like that? Talk to the lot of us. That's right.

I'm gonna punch you in the lip. Watch your fool colours drip.

You talk shit. Ya get split. Take my word, you get hurt.

That's right. Nowra Boys are comin'. That's right.

Repeat Chorus

Verse 2:

GS, you think you're the best. No need to lie.

I'm so fly, stand strong, last longer in every round.

This is our town. NB have got the crown.

What are you gonna do when you roll us, coz we toss.

Holla, black duster won't give a fuck. It's time to get crunk.

Time to get drunk. Throw it up.

NB in the sky. Throwin' so high you don't even know that you're

flowin' like SHOALHAVEN RIVER.

Repeat Chorus

Verse 3:

Nowra Boys on the crime. Yes we do it all the time.

Fuck you, GS. Stab you right in the neck.

We Nowra Boys fo' life. That's how we do, that's how we roll.

Yeeeaaaaahhhhhhhh!

But we got LK and Mooney and Young Jayden.

That's how we roll coz we in Nowra Bay, because we ride

and we roll coz we're best.

Got all the money. Fuck you, GS!

Repeat Chorus

Epilogue:

Yeah.

This is the end of the song.

GS, we're gonna send this out to y'all.

Yeah, just remember Young Jayden, LK.

JAAAAAAY MOOOOOON.

We ain't backin' down fo' no-one... no-one...

NOT EVEN CLOWNS (Like you, GS)

No fuckin' around.

NB. Yeah. Nowra Boys.

We're the bessssssssst.

NB, NB!

 

Drawn-Out #4 'Dignity'

Drawn-Out #3 'Just'

Drawn-Out #2 'Mislead'

Drawn-Out #1

I've become quite fond of photoshop, so I thought I might try my hand at a few short cartoons. Let me know what you think of this one, and if you like it, I'll upload some more. Enjoy.

The Internet Hates You

In our modern age, it makes no sense for TV programs to air weeks, or even months, after they are aired in America. Anyone with a half-decent internet connection can download entire seasons of shows with the click of a button (I personally choose not to do so, but that topic is for another day). These downloads are ad free (as long as you don't count the "Lose weight without exercising" banners) and can be viewed mere moments after their original airing.

Now. Say you own a company and you want to advertise on television a fantastic and revolutionary new product. You're not going to debut that advertisement during a show that was shown months ago in America, because it's almost a certainty that a large chunk of that show's loyal fan base would already have watched it online. While it is cheaper to purchase the rights to an "old" show, the ad-space is also sold cheaply, so the station makes less money.

I am just gonna get straight to it and talk about 'Survivor'. You all knew this is what I was referring to. 

"The tribe has spoken, BIYACH."

Channel 9 has been showing Survivor for over 10 years, but it is still making the mistake of attributing the show's low ratings to the concept that very few people actually like the show. However, some seasons were ingeniously put on at 10:30pm on a weekday. Maybe this was the reason for the low ratings. The last few seasons have been shown on Channel 9's sister channel GO!, and not everybody has digital TV. Maybe this was the reason. Maybe showing Survivor: Gabon six months late had something to do with it.

But if the internet didn't exist, I wouldn't care about all this in the slightest.

I am such a huge fan of this show, that if there's a possibility that a website will offhandedly reveal to me information from episodes I am yet to see, I will NOT use it. I am not exactly sure what episode they are up to in the US, but I don't want to find out in case something gets ruined (Wikipedia, I'm looking at you). This means that I can't even use IMDb until this season has finished, just in case they reveal the winner on the homepage (which is exactly what happened to me during 'Fans vs. Favourites'...uggggghhhhh!) I was once also linked to a Survivor charity auction on eBay which revealed the winner, so I can't use that website either.

In conclusion: Channel 9, stop showing endless bloody repeats of 'Two and a Half Men' and get your shit together.

p.s. Up yours, internet.

Ultimate Irony

Wow. This is my first post ever! Please tell your frie

I'll cut the bullshit and get straight to it. 

The 'ultimate irony' that I'm referring to is that fact that in this post I'm going to bitch about a blog I have to contribute to for eight weeks that discusses the readings for a university 'media' class... and I'm choosing to do this through the medium of a blog. People have murdered and resorted to cannibalism over less irony.

My first couple of blogs I actually kinda enjoyed writing, because my tutor assured us that they were completely informal, and could be as long or as short as we wanted them to be. So, being the jack-ass cynic that I am, my posts were jam-packed with dry, witty jokes that stem from my many grievances with society, which I then attempted to relate to the texts (every now and again). I knew that if I wrote straight-up essays on the theoretics of modern media, they would so boring that they'd put 'The English Patient' to shame, and nobody in my blog group would bother to read it. Anyway, this shit was meant to be informal, right? 

Wrong. A few weeks in our tutor informs us that the quality of our work would be lucky to receive a 'pass'. We're not engaging strongly enough with the texts and focusing too much on the peripheral issues. So basically, we actually DO have to write essays. And if the blog posts are getting too long, we should cut out everything that doesn't relate strictly to the readings themselves. 

Yeah, that's totally what we were told at the start of semester.

If I was assessing you on your ability to make an already shitty class shittier than Halle Berry's 'Catwoman', you'd receive a full scholarship.